Skin Management Men
How can I become luckier?
My family and I have to worst luck. We’re not members of the Lucky Sperm Club. Here’s what makes me unlucky:
Poor parents
All the beautiful clothes are too expensive for me
Slow metabolism (and I DO diet and exercise)
Flakey skin on my face
Blackheads
Am not flexible (men ADORE flexible women in bed)
Thick legs
Nasty, easily dangled hair
Dandruff
No social skills
I’m boring
No driver’s license
I’m stuck w/ glasses
My clothes suck
Beautiful shoes cost too much and hurt my sensitive feet
Bad time management skills
Procrastination habit
Yellow teeth (whitening strips don’t work for me and cost too much)
I’m not a genius
HELP ME BECOME LUCKY!!
I have a job it pays fairly well but I do want more money. I can’t change the shoe situation or my hair (a salon would give me an Annie Lennox buzz cut and charge me $30 at least AND expect a tip)
and I don’t know what can me done about my flexiblity I tried yoga and I sucked at it.
Stop complaining and start working harder so that you’ll be better prepared for each situation you encounter.
As Lee Trevino once said, “The more I practice, the luckier I get.”
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