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How do I make him notice me?
There’s this guy in my powerlifting class at the YMCA who I think is mega cute. His neck is as wide as my thigh, no joke. I just want to smear him with sunless-tanning lotion and then coat him in vegetable oil to make his levator scapulae shimmer in the fluorescent gym lighting. I know it’s love because I wouldn’t even mind dosing his acne coated butt with a hypodermic full of anabolic steroids.
I’ve been squatting and adjusting my sports bra in front of him for I don’t know how long and he still hasn’t asked me out. I even tried asking him for help with the weights, but all he did was grunt and have a hernia.
I’m ready to just throw in the sweat towel, these glutes were made for walkin’ if you know what I mean… How do I get this massive Olympus-like specimen of science-gone-right to show me some attention?
This question is a f*****g opus. Check your hormones, love.
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